cute story for kids

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child'sartwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girlreplied, "They will in a minute." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments withher five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honorthy Father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment thatteaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the Oldest of a family)answered, "Thou shall not kill." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that BillyBrown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?," gasped hermother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helpedme catch him." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do thedishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother hasseveral strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some ofyour hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrongand make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and thensaid, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. Onreturning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there weretwo boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed onthe bottom." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was tryingto persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just thinkhow nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's theteacher. She's dead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacherabout the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One daythe mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore,he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting athome?" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "Ifanyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"